Having been to all of these places (several times) it's really easy to get laid; "in all of them." Beats the hell out of the USA.
Here's my quandary, this time I'm traveling with my teenage daughters. I promised them that I'd take them on a; "once in a lifetime trip." They understand "ladies of the evening" but have NO IDEA that I partake.
I'd kind of like to keep it that way.
So, how do I sneak away at like 10 p.m. for a quickie while we share the same room? (Suites)
I'm looking for some viable excuses. We will already have gone for massages, so that won't work. It only takes a minute to get a bottle of water/shaving kit/ toothbrush etc.
I'm in my 50's and honestly can't come-up with a viable excuse to leave the hotel for a few hours. Any suggestions?
I thought about giving them an Ambien and waiting for the miracle of modern medicine to work. but I'm afraid of the side effects.