totally got it.
id like to give a big fat fucking thumbs up to all the ass clowns that NEEDED their NATURAL HONEY that they NEVER CARED FOR BEFORE IT WAS TRENDY and believing all the hype about the BEES DYING THAT WASNT FUCKING TRUE, and creating a FUCKING MASSIVE OVER POPULATION OF BEES, that im fucking terrified of. literally, now scared HALF TO DEATH OF THEM. making me unable to be out in the summertime during the day, in turn making it so my legs turned into a transparent white. so i had to use FUCKING LEG MAKEUP EVERY FUCKING TIME ALMOST THAT I SAW ANYONE WITHOUT MY PANTS ON.. (unforunately a lot of you have seen me without it)
RUINED ALL MY FUCKING HOTEL TOWELS EVERY FUCKING TIME GETTING THE CRAP ON THEM ANY TIME I TOOK A SHOWER.
and a smaller but still pretty big thumbs fucking up to the snooty little twits that work at the tanning place for making me too uncomfortable to come in because youre so hot it should be a fucking crime for anyone to have you living in carmichael/citrus heights, go move somewhere the beautiful people multiply, not us fucking plain janes. (this plain jane to be precice). that probably gives you cancer too but still, would have liked to have that shit applied for me, since everyone and their mom almost NEEDS THEIR NATURAL FUCKING HONEY, TO GO WITH THEIR UNATURAL FUCKING TOAST AND THEIR UNATURAL FUCKING TEA BAGS. and they needed it SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BAD they facilitated the massive gang bangs that would TOTALLY GO DOWN IN NATURE JUST FUCKING FINE WITHOUT THEM.
and a special middle finger to THE ass clown, i know youre reading this, FOR BUYING ME THE FUCKING SHIT. AND FOR BEING A FUCKING DOUCHE. FUCK YOU.